Dish It: You’re Only as Old as Who You Marry
What’s in an age? Every single age can be as sweet … but should they be marrying each other over such vast distances? Kristy Hinze certainly thinks so – she is the poster girl for trophy wives the world over. The 28 year old has married 64 year old internet tycoon Jim Clark. You know what they say about true love? It can be damn expensive.
Bruce Willis believes. He believes in Victoria’s Secret… and we all know what that secret looks like. In lingerie. Looks kind of like me, if you tilt your head, squint and are looking at Bruce’s bride Emma Heming instead. There’s something heartwarming about a couple that agrees they both need the latest model – that’s why Demi and Ashton were at Bruce’s nuptials.
Harrison Ford somehow seems downright rational despite the 22 year age gap parting him from his freshly minted fiancé Calista Flockhart. They’ve already been together for 7 and a half years. Frankly I don’t know if Jim and Bruce will even let him into the club.
In other famous couplings:
- Oprah and Ellen will appear on the cover of the magazine ‘O’ together. Like peas and carrots, the ultimate power couple.
- Katy Perry has moved on to Josh Groban.
- Natasha Bedingfield has married outside of the special gene pool of famous people. She must surely be punished for sullying the race. Suri and Shiloh will mock her children mercilessly for their inadequate breeding.
- Meanwhile Suri frolics in a meadow with Beckham boys while betrothals are discussed. Suri looks gorgeous in blue.
- Charlie Sheen has named his sons Bob and Max because they will be easy to remember. And multiple syllables are just so damn hard these days anyway.
- Madonna has dumped Jesus, and there wasn’t a manger in sight. This is according to the reputable Daily Star… still, worth at least one pun.
