Voting Labor (Because Redheads are Sexy)

At the risk of demoralising anybody with even a shred of hope for the hip, materialistic and carefree Generation Y, the title of this article was actually inspired by the highbrow reasoning of a fellow Gen Y friend of mine who declared rather smugly that he will vote Labor because, like, Julia Gillard is pretty hot. Personally I wouldn’t disagree, but I can safely assume that if we were all to cast our votes according to such values we would have a serious problem with this country.

Did Abbott's frolick on the beach influence your vote?

It is often said that an unintelligent vote is worse than no vote at all, so thankfully sporting a shiny auburn crop or emerging seductively from the ocean in the spirit of James Bond Casino Royale does not, for the most part, affect where we sit on the political spectrum. So in a country that requires mandatory voting and with a remarkably close election which resulted in the first hung parliament in 70 years, one would hope that voters are making careful and calculated decisions on who they believe to be best suited for the job. However, the recent Gillard versus Abbott fiasco suggested that this may not be the case, demonstrating the startling decline of political awareness and the disturbing rise of uninformed voting.

Plato expressed his grievances on this matter in the Republic, claiming that one of the major problems with democracy was the widespread existence of uneducated and ill-informed voters. Along the same lines, John F. Kennedy warned, “The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.” The significance of such ideas becomes very clear in light of the most recent federal election, where it appeared that voter preferences depended less on policies and propositions and more on dodgy attack campaigns and catchy slogans. Winston Churchill stated that “The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter”, and he certainly had a point.

Plato argued against democracy, claiming that the majority of voters were unaware of what were essentially good for them

When I asked a girlfriend how she’d voted, she lifted her head up high and swiftly declared her preferred candidate, reciting almost word for word the vicious and somewhat condescending attack ad launched the week before by her party of choice. A relative of mine justified his vote with an impassioned sermon surrounding the ethics of ‘backstabbing’, and another shrugged his shoulders and admitted that he had voted for what his girlfriend had told him to. The male versus female spectacle demonstrated by this year’s infamous election debate “worm” revealed a drastic battle of the sexes, and while it is exciting to have our first female prime minister, to base a vote simply upon a candidate’s gender is certainly troubling. While many of us snickered at loony Latham’s dramatic urge to cast a blank vote, one must confess that this does actually seem to be a fairly safer option than sending in herds of apathetic and poorly informed voters to decide the fate of the nation. It has been widely acknowledged that people today are becoming increasingly apathetic and unaware about political issues, and in this information age, where extensive coverage on every key issue is available at the click of a mouse, this can be rather difficult to comprehend.

The 7pm Project offered fresh coverage of the election which appealed to younger audiences

Sure, the nature of Australia’s political climate can be to some extent disenchanting and unromantic; revolution and major political changes do not linger in the air, and it is probably safe to assume that nobody is going to be writing heart-wrenching poetry or inspirational song lyrics about resource tax and Work Choices. The fact is however that these issues remain crucial and relevant to every individual, and as long as there is very little emphasis on the importance of political awareness, this will continue to be a very serious problem. A sharper focus on political studies can be introduced into school curriculum, and media coverage of political campaigns can be adjusted to appeal to younger audiences. Of course, the eradication of compulsory voting as well as the implementation of mandatory testing (akin to the Australian citizenship test) to earn voting rights would probably help in combating the dangers of uneducated voters, but this is all conceived to be too radical (not to mention Plato’s proposal for a complete overhaul of the democratic form of government). According to the system, my friend has every right to vote for Labor because Julia Gillard looks stirringly sophisticated in figure-hugging pantsuits. In that case, maybe next election I’ll vote for the Shooters Party to satisfy my savage affections for Call of Duty 4.

About Valerie Wangnet

Valerie Wangnet lives in Sydney and studies Media and Communications. She writes fiction and non-fiction and has a habit of over-romanticising, which people often interpret as irony. With stubborn perspectives and an appetite for the fanciful, she will probably make a terrible journalist. She writes on the darker aspects of culture at Culture Served Raw (www.cultureservedraw.blogspot.com).